Drake: I have a girlfriend.
Grammy: Who is she?
Drake: I don’t know her name but she is BEAUTIFUL.
Grammy: What is beautiful about her?
Drake: She has skin like me and hair like me but it’s darker, and big blue eyes, and pretty clothes, and she has the most BEAUTIFUL BLINK in the world.
Grammy: Blink?
Drake: Yes. Blink. Like this: (flutters eyes)
Grammy: Ooh.
Drake: Yes, and she wears LOVE SHIRTS.
Grammy: What is a love shirt?
Drake: Well, they have hearts all over them.
Grammy: I see.
Drake: And she loves buckeyes.
Grammy: How do you know she loves buckeyes?
Drake: Well, I told her I have my very own buckeye tree. And she said, “I love buckeyes.
Conversation between my mother and my nephew this weekend.