Drake:
Do you like to know about my new bention? The Nail Bention 2000 if you have a nail thing, and you want to put nails in your wall and it won’t fit, you can get one of these. If you want to hang thngs up and you can’t fit it, that’s a job for Nail Bention 2000. Just sixty hundred dollars! And six pennies. Or you can have a Girlfriend Bention, free!Me: What is a Girlfriend Invention?
Drake: A Girlfriend. For me.
Me: What does it do?
Drake: She walks. And speaks.
(Nail Bention 2000 is a piece of styrofoam with nails and screws stuck in it. Girlfriend Bention is a medicine box with a snowglobe on top of it.)
